WTF Is It Now?!?

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I see Laura's Little Loser has asked Bill Clinton to do the diplomatic thing in East Jabibb Timor this month. Wow. What a guy. I know: let's send an experienced, bona fide, world-respected statesman to New Clamfuck for some rube parade or whatever.

But of course: WH officials say the reason Clinton was asked was not only to show "no hard feelings" toward his administration, it was to avoid sending him to a higher-profile event that might piss off the Clueless Incompetant's base. In other words, don't send him to the Mideast! He could broker a peace agreement! We'd all look like the complete and utter bunglers we really are!

Is 'dick' Cheney going also? Or will he be cowering in his undisclosed bunker? Will he have President Clinton's plane shot down in the name of national security? Or will the Big Dog tell Crusader Bunnypants to shove it up his a$$?




Gasbag Wars - or Whores, if you prefer

Matt Drudge used his radio show Sunday night to blast Bill O'Reilly as a "liar," claiming OhReally had deliberately given him false information about his own upcoming nationally syndicated radio show. Drudge with "false information" - gee, we never saw that coming.

"I've got scandalous stuff on what's happening behind the scenes in an effort to make this show a success," Drudge told his audience. "I swear I don't want to get into much more detail." Then he launched into a tirade against the radio newcomer. "By hook or crook they will present this as a battle," Sludge blatted. "When in fact it is a giant going after somebody who is just getting out of a training bra. - story's at Noozemax, if you really feel like torturing yourself.



MWO's "The Shame of the Press Corps"

"The continuing scandal over Drew Carey's appearance before the White House Correspondents' Association has taken a fresh and alarming turn with the release of transcripts of the event -- and of earlier Carey statements. Washington is abuzz about the offensive racist subtext of Carey's remarks to the WHCA, including his insults of black American workers and voters. And there is fresh evidence that the WHCA acted in bad faith by putting Carey on stage....The talk of Washington is that the WHCA allowed the bush White House to play a role in approving just who would appear on the dais as the comedian."