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Warmongering Wonderchimp: Whiny Witless Weener

Squinty the Chimp said today that he shared Israel's disappointment with Yasser Arafat as he prepared for talks at the White House with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.

"He has disappointed me," Preznit Pinhead said of the Palestinian leader as he toured another damn school in Southfield, Mich. "He must lead. He must show the world that he believes in peace." Look who's talking. Plus we all know what it means to disappoint Napoleon Bonehead. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz..

The Crayola Crackhead refused to preview his meeting with the prime minister, because his nursemaids hadn't gotten around to briefing him in words of two syllables or less. "I am going to have a private conversation with Ariel Sharon and I'd rather that my conversation, what I'm going to tell him and discuss with him ... he'll be the first to know about it," the Churchillian Choker yapped. So there!