May 22, 2002

Hmmmmm...black-helicopter alert? All of a sudden I can't get into bartcop, the bc forum, the bushmoonie site - or tv guide online.

The Washington comPost has the Chandra nooze: Remains in Park Are Chandra Levy.
Huh - I could just see the bushies praying something like this would happen, to distract the sheepies from the 9/11 brouhaha, and now Gary Condit is probably thinking....well, never mind.



Brave Sir Chimpy Ran Away

Preznit Poopypants spoke publicly for the first time Tuesday about his fears for himself and his family in the hours after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, telling a German television reporter he was "trying to get out of harm's way" before returning to the White House.

Brave Sir Smirky ran away.
Bravely ran away away....
When Danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes brave Sir Squinty turned about
And gallantly chickened out..

Bravely taking to his feet
For a very brave retreat

Bravely bravely bravely bravely
Bravely bravely bravely bravely
Bravely bravely brave Sir Chimpy
- - (with apologies to Monty Python)

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