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AMARILLO, TEXAS (DPI) - Residents reported seeing a strange foreigner at a gas station on the outskirts of Amarillo today, speaking in a strange language and requesting "petrol" for his "lorry." "I suppose the poor fellow didn't speak much English, because I couldn't understand a word he was saying," said cashier Jolene Smith. The stranger, clad in a strange foreign-looking knit cap and twill sportcoat, may have memorized a few words from an English-to-Ooga-Booga phrasebook. Describing himself as "peckish," he was last seen riding off in a truck in search of a "spot of tea." Witnesses were unable to determine where Peckish people come from. (Reported by Travis Ruetenik)
May 8, 2002
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