WTF Is It Now?!?

New poll is up! See right border!

Stuff
Got 6 goldfish for the fishpond yesterday.
Better not get any more frost, because I planted dianthus and lobelia outside.
Garden center had peas!
Weeded the back slope - it was being overrun with mint, which didn't smell good enuff to use for mojitos. Next step: Round-up.
The pregnant kitten looks so funny! She was lying around the back deck yesterday like a disgusted, uncomfortable beanbag.
Bought a huge planter for the ficus tree, which is sitting in it's current pot tighter than John Ashcroft at all all-white-meat chicken dinner.



Jeeezus - I tried to read another self-serving column by David Whore-o-witz at Salon.com - I got through the second page and thought WTF is he talking about?? He's back to his tired whine about how liberal colleges 'n' universities are, yet he seems to have no trouble getting speaking engagements - so what the hell is he blabbering about? Was he upset because Aaron Mcgruder was invited before him? What a gasbag. It looks like he really had nothing to say, but he came up with some swill just to see his name in print, for petessake. It would be too pointless to even post it here - my eyes are still glazed over just thinking about it.



Lynne "That Snotty Bitch" Cheney has hissy-fit over Ozzy at DC Dinner

VP wife Lynne Cheney told associates she was "embarrassed" by the commotion surrounding Ozzy Osbourne's appearance at this weekend White House Whorespondence Dinner in Washington.

"He's hardly someone we should be applauding... not a role model, I am rather embarrassed," Cheney said after the dinner, according to sources. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go loosen my girdle."

Cheney has been an outspoken critic of rock and rap lyrics marketed to youth. "That kind of music turns people into complete losers - it leads to drinking, drug abuse, lying, thieving and abortion - what? Why are you kicking me, Dick?"



Will somebody please tell Jay Leno to cut the crap already? Can't he go through one f*cking night without making a joke about Bill Clinton? Get a clue, you dimbulb whore - the biggest joke you'll ever see is squatting in the WH right now. Meanwhile, here's what a real comedian sounds like:

"Arafat said it's good to be out. And at last he understands what it's like to be Frank Gifford."
"Some 25 Congressional pages have been fired for smoking pot. A Congressman said, 'We knew something was going on when we smelled something funny and it wasn't Strom Thurmond.'"
"There was a charity 'Masturbatathon' in Toronto, but no one wants to touch any of the money they raised." - Conan O'Brien


In Other News:

Bad News: Poor, Middle Class Can't Afford College
Good news: college grads can't find jobs.

American Lung Association Reports Most Americans Breathe Polluted Air
EPA advice: cut down on breathing.

Home Runs Down 19% in Major Leagues
New balls, made from shredded team financial records, may be the reason.

Bush's "Folksy" Humor Fails to Charm Sharon
Told him the one about the two Jews and the pig farmer's daughter.



WTF's up with Freeservers?? All of a sudden I'm noticing "remote linking forbidden" messages, which I'm not doing. Crap. They can delete my pics, but have no qualms about sticking a damn ad under the poll. If anyone can recommend another site for storing gif/jpeg files, please email me or leave a comment! TIA... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Eratio's going to be a daddy - hope he doesn't pull a GW Bush and get it aborted....:

10.6695: Mated with Weirdo but conception did not take place
10.6674: Mated with ABBY-SDMB but conception did not take place
10.6641: Mated with Danki but conception did not take place
10.6606: Mated with Gremetch but conception did not take place
10.6587: Mated with BadVibes but conception did not take place
10.6570: Mated with stutts but conception did not take place
10.6553: Mated with Abby_SDMB but conception did not take place
10.6538: Mated with Commercial but conception did not take place
10.6523: Mated with Smed but conception did not take place
10.6500: Mated with PassTheFritos but conception did not take place
10.6475: Mated with george but conception did not take place
10.6455: Mated with Rocco but conception did not take place
10.6440: Got Cnis pregnant with baby Cnis
10.6381: Killed creature Nils
10.6379: Caught and fighting against Nils
10.6370: Hunting Nils