May 29, 2002




"The snoop and the dupe" - the French press, talking about Pootie-poot and Daddy's Widdle Dumbass.

"Bush and Putin signed a nuclear arms treaty. Then Dick Cheney had to sign under 'Parent or Guardian.'" - Leno

"Lance Best of 'NSync wants to do a special in space. Just as long as they don't show it on Earth." - Conan




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