WTF Is It Now?!?

"But you said I could have ice cream if I met with Ariel Sharon!"


The kittens are learning to use a litterbox.

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Bunnypants' Busy Week - Bein' Preznit is Hard!

Yesterday, Squinty McSquirtypants joined the Israeli Prime Minister in dissing Arafat.

Today, the Clueless Cowpie is traveling to Kansas City, MO, to tour a water treatment plant (ba dum bum...) and spew cliches on homeland security, then attend a fundraiser for GOP Senate nominee Jim Talent.

On Wednesday, Emperor Snippy will sign the Public Health Security and Bioterrorism Response Act of 2001 in a Rose Garden ceremony, then will bleat inanities at the Homeland Security Advisary Council meeting. He also will help present the National Medals of Science and Technology, two more subjects he knows nothing about.

Thursday, Daddy's Little Doofus is off to meet with the Australian Prime Minister and make clueless comments at a high-tech forum.

And on Friday, Preznit Dumbass will travel to Columbus, OH to haltingly deliver the commencement address at Ohio State University, then head to Houston to visit a summer enrichment camp (...snort! choke!...) and headline yet another fundraiser, this one for Gov. Rick Perry.

Agenda courtesy of ABC Nooze.




Moments in Churchilliana

"We will oppose the new totalitarians with all of our power. We will hunt them down one by one and bring them to justice. We believe we fight an enemy that is barbaric and evil." - The Oaf of Office , 6/10/02.

"See, the conditions aren't even there yet." - The Impotent Impotentate, when asked by an Israeli reporter about the summit meeting of Israeli and Palestinian officials that the United States initially said would happen this summer.




We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when...

"The Bush administration is developing a new strategic doctrine that moves away from the Cold War pillars of containment and deterrence toward a policy that supports preemptive attacks against terrorists and hostile states with chemical, biological or nuclear weapons."
- Via e-mail.




Dirty White House's 'Dirty Bomb' Tricks

"We have disrupted an unfolding terrorist plot to attack the United States by exploding a radioactive dirty bomb," Jesus John Ashcroft frothed.

What a laugher. The "alleged al Qaida terrorist", a US citizen and former Chicago street gang member, was arrested a whole month ago. The "dirty bomb" threat was as hypothetical as Rush Limbaugh at a tofu bake-off: it "hadn't passed the early planning stages" - in fact, the suspect was still only plotting to build it, according to the AP/Washington comPost. TAPPED said it best: 'the Administration is very carefully making the most of this arrest to change the subject. By hyping the threat this man posed and refusing to elaborate on how close he actually was to making a dirty bomb, the Bush Administration shifts the focus of our attention and gives a boost to the beleagured intelligence.' And reminds the sheep that hey, there's a war on, goldarnit! An' Bunnypants is the commander-in-thiefchief! Don' mess wit Tex-ass!

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