Fraudulent Figurehead Invokes Alleged 'War' to Announce Upcoming Anal Probe
News to Wake Up By: "Tomorrow I'm going to have a colonoscopy at Camp David, it is the third such procedure I've had. The doctor recommended I have another one because the last time they found some benign polyps and so this is a routine physical examination that will be done at Camp David," Squinty the Boil-faced Bonghead gushed to reporters.
He said he wanted to be "super-cautious" about his health because the country was engaged in a war on terrorism. For security reasons he declined to say exactly what time the procedure would take place.
Give it up, you ignorant, flaming idiot. How many fundraisers have you scheduled for next week?
June 29, 2002
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