June 28, 2002


Today in History: 1914 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand and wife Sofia are assassinated in Sarajevo by an insane Serbian, causing the powderkeg that was Europe to erupt into World War I. Hmmmmm.


Breaking News! The Smirking Cokemonkey is to be sedated for colonoscopy, will "transfer power" temporarily to Vice President Cheney. Insert joke here! LOLOL


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