June 2, 2002


The Nooculer Nincompoop finds his 'Moral Clarity'. Under his blankie.

Moving beyond the doctrine Bunnypants' enunciated last fall as a plan for rooting out terrorism and nations that support it, the [West Point] speech wove together a number of additional themes that have emerged over several months into what a senior administration official described as an "overall security framework" that will be further explained in coming months, including in the National Security Strategy document due out this summer.

The framework places the Clueless Cowpie in a far different position than the campaigner of two years ago who criticized President Bill Clinton for trying to be "the world's policeman," depending too much on the views of others to set American priorities and spending too much on foreign assistance with no direct U.S. benefit.

"Our nation's cause has always been larger than our nation's defense," Preznit Poopypants said . He outlined three objectives that a White House official called the "three silos" of his foreign policy. Daddy's Little Doofus said the United States should aim to "defend the peace against threats from terrorists and tyrants," "preserve the peace by building good relations among the great powers" and "extend the peace by encouraging free and open societies on every continent."

3 silos????? Those catacombs in Paris are looking better and better. the Washington comPost .



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