WTF Is It Now?!?

Oh God - Bunnypants is going to be on prime-time

Preznit Dumbass will announce a "sweeping reorganization of homeland security" tonight amid a congressional investigation into pre-Sept. 11 U.S. intelligence failures, government officials said.

One official, who asked not to be identified, said the move was expected to include the creation of a department of homeland security and was expected to be made public during a prime-time speech on Thursday night

"This is a sweeping transformation, the largest since World War Two and (former President Harry) Truman," said the official, saying the proposal was not limited to intelligence gathering but was a wide-ranging reorganization of the way the government protects the United States from potential attacks. (From Yahoo news)