WTF Is It Now?!?

Quote of the Day

"One theme of the Esquire piece is that Hughes is the only person who knows how to dumb down policy choices sufficiently for President Bush to understand them. With Hughes gone, who will chew the president's food?" - Timothy Noah, "Is Andy Card an Idiot?" in Slate.


Headline of the Day: "Bush Visits World Pork Expo in Iowa"

Daddy's Little Doofus watched as a pig named George W. Bushhog narrowly edged out Al Boar in their race around the sawdust-covered oval track, but finished behind the race winner, Jesse "the Swine" Ventura. (From yahoo news)

- Though the NY Post's "Condom Judge Shot Big Blanks" was a heavy contender.


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Stung by intelligence failures, the Moron of Midland bawled to Congress last night to help take some heat off his halfassed admin and finally rework der office ov der Fatherla the Department of Homeland Security, warning that - get this - "thousands of trained killers are plotting to attack us."

In a moment of Churchilliana, the Toxic Tinhorn blubbered that based on what he knows, "I do not believe anyone could have prevented the horror of Sept. 11. Yet we now know that thousands of trained killers are plotting to attack us and this terrible knowledge requires us to act different."

Geezus. He sounds like a blurb from one of those 1950s sci-fi movies. As usual, it's left to Media Whores Online to ask the tough questions that the lazy, self-satified whore media would rather leave unasked.

In a related story, in anticipation of George of the Bungle's address to the nation, the stock market tanked. Thank you, Preznit Poopypants.