July 20, 2002


IN OTHER NEWS:
* Inventor of Air Quotes Dies in Mysterious "Accident"
* FBI Warns of Plot to Assassinate JFK in Dallas
* Greenspan Leaves Interest Rates, Underpants Unchanged
* Bush: Forget Enron -- Let's Investigate Those WorldCom Bastards!
* K-Mart to Sell Martha Stewart License Plates for Next 2-5 Years
- The Daily Probe/Top5.com





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