WTF Is It Now?!?

Now I've done it. The other night I watched a SNL rerun with Ricky Martin as the musical guest, and I've had She Bangs playing in my head ever since.


HE LIED! IMPEACH HIM!
Chimpy the Red-nosed Boozer played an active role in Harken Energy Corp's business decisions and consulted with the head of the company shortly before a controversial 1989 transaction which drew scrutiny from the SEC, documents released on Thursday show.

According to a June 15, 1989 letter from Harken President Mikel Faulkner, obtained by the nonpartisan Center for Public Integrity, Bunnypants frequently advised Harken management on "organizational and strategic matters."

In the letter, Faulkner praised the Drooling Sockpuppet for "the positive image you have helped create regarding Harken Energy Corporation, the intuitive analysis you have provided on our various acquisitions, operating decisions at the board level and the personal suggestions and ideas you have shared with me over the past two years on a CEO to CEO basis."

"I consider the role which you play at Harken Energy Corporation to be a very meaningful and significant role and look forward to a continuing relationship," Faulkner said in his letter to the Crook of Crawford.

Documents show the two met just two weeks before Harken's controversial sale in 1989 of its Aloha Petroleum subsidiary, a transaction which critics have compared to the accounting irregularities at bankrupt energy trader Enron Corp. - Well, well, well. Go figure. I may have to take back all my comments disparaging him for being an utter bonehead. Nah. From Reuters.