August 5, 2002



COWARDLY VP AVOIDS ALL BUT PARTISAN FATCAT DONORS
It has been 77 days since Dick "Chickenshit" Cheney has answered a question from a member of the news media.

When the vice president spoke at a GOP fund-raiser in Iowa last week, reporters were told to arrive at a holding area two hours before he began speaking. Reporters who had to go to the bathroom required an escort so that they would not be in a position to question Cheney about Halliburton, according to the Associated Press account.

The White House says the suggestion that Cheney is dodging questions is utterly false. "Ha ha ha ha ha! I kill me!" said an anonymous staffer.


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