WTF Is It Now?!?

DAMMIT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE?!?!
Condi's Lazy Crackhead began a monthlong respite away from the increasingly pesky media questioning of his scandal-ridden administration today.

Shortly before boarding Air Force One for a long-weekend trip to the family's summer home in Kennebunkport, Maine, Bunnypants welcomed the U.S. men's World Cup soccer team to the White House, and received a team jersey emblazoned with "43" on the front, and "...years in prison you should get" on the back.

The WH nursemaids were mostly mum on the Prepboy Pretzalchoker's plans during his nearly four-day getaway at Walker's Point, the estate where the family has summered for more than 100 years. But the visit will no doubt feature a mix of boating, fishing and golf with his famously clueless father, Bush-the-only-slightly-smarter.

After a couple of fundraisers and his yearly physical on Tuesday, pResident Evil will be off on his month-long vacation at Rancho Boguso, the former pig farm and seventh circle of Hell.

Starting Friday, the Texass Tax-evader will be away from Washington for all or much of 32 days. - From the Associated Press. Mostly.