WTF Is It Now?!?

The first thing that came into my mind when I saw this was "speaking of assholes..." Rorschach botany.



THAT'S NOT ALL HE'S 'SUB' OF
(From an AP story, via yahoo news).
pReznit Gameboy, sub-seven-minute-miler, weightlifter, golfer, nonsmoker, 'former' crackhead and boozer, got a clean bill of health today after undergoing his annual physical examination. "It was certain the little f*cker would pass," said Sanjit Gupta, one of the more than a dozen doctors who performed the Crawford Cowstalker's exam last year. "When you work out all day and have nothing going on in your cranium, when you have a rich daddy and no worries about your retirement, when you vacation often, the odds are pretty good your health will not suffer. Still, a yearly physical is standard protocol - plus I think he enjoys the prostate exam."

"Now he's a FITNESS FANATIC! Who would have thought that after all those years of binge drinking and coke snorting he would achieve this title. Bless his little heart. Have fun on vacation, George. Don't worry about us. We'll get by somehow." - enron_ate_my_pension, at the yahoo message boards.




Days Since Enron Collapse-- 246. Arrests-- 0.*

*(from bushwatch.com)