August 6, 2002



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One aide described El Dorque's month away from the political epicenter in Washington as a "return to the heartland" during which he would focus on fundraising junkets 'education, trade and the struggling economy.'

Some recent stories from 'the heartland':
America's Shooting Gallery (various).
'Conservative Christian' Senator Dumped Wife for Young Mistress.
Corruption / Sex Scandal Involves Illinois Republicans.
Lack of Health Care Leads to Protest.
Old Guy Arrested On First-Degree Murder Charge.
Kansas City Pharmacist Diluted Cancer Drugs
Husband Has Affair, Wife Runs Him Over




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