August 14, 2002


WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY HELPFUL
"Under this administration, we've lost nearly 2 million jobs, $7 trillion in the market and more than $5 trillion of the surplus," said Senate Majority Leader Tom 'Isadora' Daschle. "A made-for-TV economic forum isn't going to solve our problems, or ease families' concerns."

Karl Rove, Bunnypants' top nursemaid/propaganda minister, called the Democratic charges "a political cheap shot". - Link here.




'YOU WOKE ME UP FOR THIS???!'
Subtitled "Compassionate Conservative Pokes Dog With Stick Until It Wakes Up."

While the Golfing Goober addressed top executives, academics and shop owners at his bogus 'economics summit' on Tuesday, one aide curled up under a desk and took a nap. Labrador retriever QuintEssential, a helper dog for wheelchair-bound participant Lucinda Harman, had to be roused from a deep slumber during a panel on health care security so Bush could greet him. Nice.


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