WTF Is It Now?!?

We get our first hate mail, write lyrics, and learn a healthy alternative for salt.





WAR OF DISTRACTION HITS SPEED BUMP
WASHINGTON (AP/wtf) - Citing nebulous if not totally bogus 'constitutional concerns', Dick "Chicanery" Cheney and the White House are refusing to turn over information in two lawsuits against the Toxic Tinhorn's energy task force.

The latest move by the BFEE in the two court cases will require further rulings by U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan, who has already ordered evidence-gathering to proceed in the lawsuits. The judge has said he wants the process to be narrowly focused to avoid raising constitutional issues. Sullivan had given the administration until Tuesday to file any objections. The next hearing is scheduled for Sept. 13.

"Judge Sullivan made it clear that he would not tolerate this type of gamesmanship," Larry Klayman of Judicial Watch, a conservative group, said Wednesday. "We're just hoping that he doesn't have any kind of 'gun-cleaning accident' or decide to leave to 'spend more time with his family' until this thing is over with."





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"It appears that Halliburton made a bundle under Cheney's watch selling equipment to Iraq to rebuild their oil fields. Approximately $24 million. Putting it mildly, it is the height of hypocrisy for Cheney to call Saddam an imminent danger when his company helped Saddam to gain the money to acquire nuclear weapons, if indeed Saddam has. No wonder he doesn't want to release the papers regarding his energy policy meetings and is ducking service on the Judicial Watch lawsuit against Halliburton. Guess it's just Republican business as usual - business without honesty or integrity." - wonder_woman94618, from the yahoo message boards.




"I CALL IT 'MR and MRS TENORMAN CHILI'"
I'm soooooo glad the 'adults' are 'in charge.'

CBS News is telling us that barely five hours after American Airlines Flight 77 plowed into the Pentagon, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was telling his aides to come up with plans for striking Iraq - even though there was no evidence linking Saddam Hussein to the attacks.

Now, nearly one year later, there is still very little evidence Iraq was involved in the Sept. 11 attacks. But if these notes are accurate, that didn't matter to Rumsfeld.

"Go massive," the notes quote him as saying. "Sweep it all up. Things related and not."

'Go massive'???! Is that like 'kill em all and let God sort em out'? "Nuke em till they glow'? Good Lord.