WTF Is It Now?!?

DUMB AND DUMBER
Squinty the Chimp helps fight the evildoers by fundraising for his brother in Florida.

Was this piece in the Washingtoon Post intentionally a laugher? You make the call:

'Al Cardenas, the Florida GOP chairman, said the race will not be decided on any specific issue but "on qualities like leadership, integrity and courage," and he said the president's presence reinforces that message.'

Jeb! harangued "millionaire McBride," on the same day he and pReznit Privilege 'motorcaded* to a Daytona Beach mansion to meet with 100 donors who had given an average of $10,000 each, bringing the White House's fundraising for Florida Republicans this year to at least $6 million.'

"I know his heart, I know his strength of conviction, I know his vision," Smirky McDumbass told the group of filthy rich donors. Yeah - just ask his poor daughter, Noelle.

And this: the Bush brothers stood in front of a backdrop that repeated the phrase "Reading First" more than 200 times.

No, it's "Reading: First, Hold the Book Rightside-Up."

*by limosine