November 11, 2002


Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz...
Maru's Christmas List:
Electric guitar (on sale at Wal-Mart!)
Lava Lamp
Cartman doll
DVD player
Thick black socks
2-way plebney light
CD: Firesign Theater's Don't Crush That Dwarf - Hand Me the Pliers
The George W Bush "Boy, Am I Fucking Stupid!" wall calendar/dart board
Karl Rove in coma with large brick up his ass




I see the AWOL Wonderchimp is visiting the Vietnam Memorial, thanking veterans this morning, and planning how many troops he'll be sending to Iraq. What a guy.


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