November 15, 2002

Oh sure - Fox gets all the good seats
Recently, WH spokes-tool Ari 'the Liar' Fleischer reshuffled the seating chart in the briefing room. The changes included moving all the news-magazine reporters a few rows back.

The little leghumping lapdogs press corpse made such a fuss that Conan O’Brien couldn't resist - as he put it: “The good seats were given to reporters from President Bush’s favorite magazines, Highlights and Ranger Rick.” link.

Oh, and speaking of humping, happy honeymoon, Ari!

LONDON (AP): The Cretin of Crawford appears in a new book of quotations released Thursday.

"Bushisms" in the second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation, include: "We are ready for any unforeseen event which may or may not happen" and his words of wisdom at the 2001 Yale University commencement: "To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."

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