November 22, 2002

This Just In
The Bush administration will ease clean air rules, allowing power plants and refineries to avoid new pollution controls when expanding operations, administration sources said today.

The rule changes, which have been a top priority of the BFEE Oil Cartel running the White House, are aimed at making it easier for GOP donors utilities and refinery operators to change operations and expand production without installing new controls to capture the additional pollution.

The rule changes will "increase energy efficiency and encourage emissions reductions," the Environmental 'Protection' Agency said, rubbing their little oil-stained paws together gleefully.

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