November 22, 2002

Quotes of the Morning
"According to Saddam's T-shirt, moustache rides are still only five cents." - Bill Muse, from's The Top 8 Things Inspectors Have Already Uncovered in Iraq.

"It was because of our coverage that it all happened. We've become so influential now that people watch us and they take their electoral cues from us. No one should doubt the influence of Fox News in these matters." - the humble, nonpartisan Britt Hume, on fair 'n' balanced Fox News and the big repug wins this past November (thanks to Joe Conason).

"Mr Hume, I'd like to talk to you for a minute, please. Privately." - God.

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