WTF Is It Now?!?

Things George W. Bush Likes About Europe
Like America, only whiter.
Italy's shaped like an oil derrick.
Their Disneyland is almost as good as the one brother Jeb took him to see.
Most people in Europe can't name all of the U.S. state capitals either.
Whatever it means, his new nickname "L'imbecile Americain" has a fancy-kinda ring to it!
"European" sounds like "You're a-peein." Guffaw.
Those people are willing to pay five dollars a gallon for gas - you gotta love that.
- From Top5.com. It would be kind of funny if I wasn't so pissed off.


"I'm tellin' my dad!!"
"Terrorists are a hundred times more likely to obtain a weapon of mass destruction from Pakistan than from Iraq," one senior European official said, not permitting a reporter to identify even his nationality because tensions with Washington are so high. "North Korea is far more likely to sell whatever it's got. But can we say this in public? Can we have a real debate about priorities? Not with George Bush." - The New York Times.

For petessake! Somebody's got to slap the sorry shit out of both the EU and pReznit Stupid!! WTF are they afraid of, another temper tantrum? So what's one more! It might knock some sense into him! Gah.