WTF Is It Now?!?

Bush buddy Kenny-Boy is sued
Creditors of Enron Corp. have sued former Enron chairman and chief executive Ken Lay and his wife Linda in an effort to recover more than $70 million in transfers. The committee representing unsecured creditors in Enron's Chapter 11 case filed the suit late Friday with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Manhattan. - link.



LOL
"First Lady Laura Bush, who has spent 25 percent of the time teaching children and 75 percent of the time talking about it, has heroically thwarted a planned invasion of our Dear Leader’s White House by anti-capitalist, pro-Communist, Emily Dickinson-loving evildoer poets. In an effort to undermine President Bush’s wise, bold and loving policy of continuous war, these miscreant rhymemiesters had conspired to bring hated and feared anti-American antiwar poems to a White House poetry symposium scheduled for Feb. 12.

"This glorious action by Mrs. Bush, preventing this outrage and safeguarding our Dear Leader's White House from subversives armed with toxic combinations of free verse, pentameter, rhyme and versification, will be applauded by all real Americans everywhere.

"Liberals should spend less time using ballads, elegies, odes, pastorals and sonnets to commit treason and promote Marxism and more time thanking God for America." - Seen in the BuzzFlash Mailbag.