February 21, 2003

Duct 'n' cover!
The Moron of Midland will be hosting Prime Minister Jose Aznar of Spain at the Lazy W, his bogus Texas "ranch" Friday and Saturday.

Inspectors: U.S. Tips Total Bullshit
U.N. arms inspectors are complaining about the quality of U.S. intelligence and accusing the Bushies of not only sending them on wild-goose chases, but flat-out lying. In fact, the U.S. claim that Iraq is developing missiles that could hit its neighbors – or U.S. troops in the region, or even Israel – is just one of the claims coming from Washington that inspectors here are finding increasingly unbelievable. They've become so frustrated trying to chase down unspecific or ambiguous U.S. leads that they've begun to express that anger privately in no uncertain terms.

The inspectors have become so exasperated that one source has referred to the U.S. intelligence they've been getting as "garbage after garbage after garbage." In fact, news correspondent Mark Phillips says the source used another cruder word. - CBS News.

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