WTF Is It Now?!?

Excuse of the Century
Bunnypants' aides didn't warn him of stiff Iraq resistance: "The buck stops with you guys! I'm telling Karen!!"

In a boldly stupid blame game of pass-the-buck and cowardice, we get this piece of unbelievable poopoo from the WH Office of Propaganda, Idiocy Division:

pReznit Gameboy's aides did not forcefully hold him by his stupid chimpy ears and pound the goddamn facts down his stupid chimpy throat present him with dissenting views from CIA and State and Defense Department officials who warned that U.S.-led forces could face stiff resistance in Iraq, according to three senior administration officials.

Well, shit in a sidecar, isn't it everybody's job over there to give that cretinous dipwad who's in ultimate charge of our troops' lives ALL THE FUCKING INFORMATION AVAILABLE????? And since when is "all information" called 'dissenting views'????? When it goes against Squinty McWarcheese's raging oilwar hardon?? Good lord!

The AWOL, Court-Appointed Deserter-in-Thief 'embraced the predictions of some top administration hawks,' beginning with Dick 'Still Getting Paid by Halliburton!' Cheney, Donald 'Warboner' Rumsfeld and other chickenhawks, who have long advocated using force to overthrow Saddam, and who predicted in the weeks before the war that the regime was brittle and that Iraqis would joyously greet coalition troops as liberators.

The dissenting views "were not fully or energetically communicated to the president," said one top official, who like the others requested anonymity. "As a result, almost every assumption the plan's based on looks to be wrong."

Yeah, pReznit Short-Attention Span was too busy playing with his GI Joe action figures, yelling "f*ck Saddam! Ah'm takin' him out! Boom! Weeeeeee!" and the rest of the cartel were too busy mentally jerking themselves off thinking about bombs, oil, and/or getting "re"-elected to really care.

U.S. intelligence agencies and and the departments of Defense and State were far more skeptical, and insist that the misadministration is full of shit - they warned policymakers and war planners about the risks of Iraqi unconventional warfare. A Feb. 3 CIA report predicted that Iraqi irregulars might employ hit-and-run tactics and dress in civilian garb, a U.S. official said, and it suggested that militias could pose the greatest threat to coalition forces. Hell, we on the Internet were hearing about it months ago!

But did anyone listen? Oh no. - link.