WTF Is It Now?!?

"...and that foot is ME"
Our humble, diplomatic statesman, Napoleon Bonehead, said yesterday that Syria was "getting the message" that it should heed his call to deny sanctuary to members of Saddam's government.

pReznit Privilege, rested after four days of "home projects, a little fishing" on his bogus "ranch" the Crawford Crackpalace, stopped short of declaring victory in the Iraq war. Asked when the war would be over, he said: "When Tommy Franks says it's complete." "Pththththth"

"The United States is a powerful country and one of the things we ought to do is use our power to bully make the world more peaceful and more free and I intend to continue to do that," Bunnypants said. "By threatening to bomb other nations to Kingdom Come in order to free their precious oilfields or install BFEE-friendly businessmen-dictators." - link.