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Rumsfeld: 'we may never know' why we invaded.

Cheering Baghdad crowds return home to Kuwait.

Muslims welcome one millionth Christian invader.

Bush Shifts Focus to Domestic Agenda
Will begin bombing known hideouts of Democratic leadership.

Democracy Slowly Taking Hold in Iraq
Slowly disappearing in U.S.

U.S. Sends 1,000 to Iraq on Weapons Hunt
Five hundred to plant them, five hundred to find them.

Iraq Taking Steps to Establish Western-Style Government
Already $200 billion in debt.

Combat Over, Troops Start to Leave Iraq
Thousands of Fox News employees return to U.S.

- - -From IronicTimes.com.