May 19, 2003

"Bush doesn't have the brains God gave a clam." - the BF's rightwing father, 5/16/03.

We were watching Hardball one night and Chris Matthews was positively orgasmic over Stuffy McCrotchsock's "powerful" presence on the deck of the aircraft carrier. I was mumbling something under my breath about Tweety needing Depends, he was getting his seat so wet, when the BF's dad snorted and said "look at Bush - he looks like he's ready to scratch at his armpits and go ook ook ooking off into the trees."

It really burns when wine comes out your nose.

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