WTF Is It Now?!?

This just in
WH spokes-tool/nanny Ari 'the Liar' Fleischer said today he will resign later this summer.

"I informed pResident Bush last week that after 21 years of doing nothing but government and politics ... that I have decided that my time has come to leave the White House. And I will leave later this summer, most likely in July," Fleischer said. - developing.

I'll miss him... he was so hot!
{/sarcasm}