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Santorum to gay kids: Don't do it
Pantywaist/holier-than-thou douchebag Sen. Rick Santorum said he wants his kids to do "the right thing" and avoid homosexual acts - but he'd still love them if they were gay. Only not in that way, of course.

The Senate's No. 3 Republican, whose remarks about gays have led to calls for his ouster from the leadership, was asked by GQ magazine what he'd do if one of his six children came to him and admitted homosexual urges.

"You try to point out to them what is the right thing to do," he burbled. "With a two-by-four, if necessary. And pray to the holy baby Jesus they don't even think of any of that hot man-on-dog action."