December 18, 2003

In other news

  • Michael Jackson becomes the first white woman to join the Nation of Islam.

  • "Host unhinged after sales figures revealed," screams site. In a froth over a story drudge posted (see yesterday's O'Lielly caught in lie), gasbag and petulant crybaby Bill O'Reilly called the drudge report a "threat to democracy."
    "I mean you can't believe a word Matt Drudge says. Now you've got the Matt Drudges of the world and these other people, Michael Moore and all of these crazies, all right, no responsibility... that is a threat to democracy, I think," O'Reilly warned. "They'll just spin it and twist it and take it out of proportion every which way."

    "There is no other cure than to kill Matt Drudge," O'Reilly said on the Imus in the Morning radio show. "I just want to tell everybody that Matt Drudge is smoking crack - right now, in South Miami Beach on Washington Avenue... And the authorities should know it."
    Take it like a man, you snivelling asswipe.

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