December 18, 2003

Signs that your spouse is sleeping with Santa

  • Instead of cookies and milk, she leaves out a fifth of Scotch and edible panties.
  • Comes home with tinsel stuck between her teeth and Claus marks on her back.
  • Of the 200 presents for her under the tree, you bought three of them.
  • Never very adventuresome in bed, she suddenly asks if you want to do it "reindeer style."
  • He comes in late, brushes his teeth furiously, uses floss and mouthwash for the first time in years, then says, "Well, it looks like I'm finally getting that train set this year!"

    - - email from MikeD.

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