WTF Is It Now?!?

Bush Cartel feigns outrage
Over two ads that were independently submitted to MoveOn.org, that compared powermad fascist Emperor Snippy to Hitler (hey, if the jackboot fits...).

Fun fact: the reboobs have equated Tom 'Isadora' Daschle, of all people, to Saddam Hussein, compared the estate tax to the Holocaust, Bill Clinton to Der Fuhrer, and Howard Dean and his supporters to Nazis.

Then there was the time they practically called John McCain a slaveholder and the campaign to portray horribly wounded war hero Max Cleland as a soft-on-terror, unpatriotic traitor/Osama bin Laden-Saddam appeaser. And don't get me started on the whole "Hitlery" is a "murderer" thing.




Bush aims to dodge tough poll issues
Resident seeks second term with a 'soft-focus' campaign, plenty of comic books, crack cocaine.

There may be a conflict raging in Iraq that is killing US soldiers on a daily basis. There may be the threat of an economic crisis, too much unemployment and political debate infused with vitriol levels unseen for years. Yet pResident George W Bush is planning to win re-election by turning reality on its head.

Bush is drawing up a positive, soft-focus and upbeat campaigning platform portraying him as the candidate of national unity.

Emphasis mine, as I struggle to wipe the coffee off my screen and keyboard. What, does he think we're all high????? Wtf?? Jebus, Mary and Joe Lieberman on a stick.

In an effort to portray the president as a man above the political fray, White House aides, led by Bush's chief strategist Karl Rove, have lined up a series of politically neutral but eye-catching policy initiatives to be unveiled during this month's State of the Union address to Congress.

Among the ideas being drooled over by Karl's kumstained press corpse is that Squinty the Chimp will 'announce plans to return an American to the moon' (insert joke here!). 'We want to have the pResident talk about an important national goal that is big and a unifying theme,' one aide said.

Geez, numnuts, how about getting our f*cking jobs back, for starters??