January 23, 2004



Bushies crawl on hands and knees to irrelevant, pussy-assed UN
The misadministration has 'fought with, derided and sidelined' the United Nations for more than a year, but now officials are asking the UN for help in getting out of a dangerous political jam in Iraq before the '04 elections.

"It's a comeuppance," said Joseph Montville, a former US diplomat to Baghdad. "Kofi should rip the lot of them some new assh*les."

"The administration is implicitly admitting it made a mistake in not getting the UN involved politically in Iraq earlier on," said James Lindsay, a foreign policy and defense expert at the Council on Foreign Relations. "Farking idiots."



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Shut up! Nobody's 'sposed to know till this fall!
Germany's Die Welt newspaper reported Thursday, citing "unconfirmed reports," that Osama bin Laden has been captured.


"Poopyheads! They're ruining EVERYTHING!"

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