January 23, 2004

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Prosecutors refuse deal to keep Limbaugh's ass out of prison
Palm Beach County prosecutors rejected an offer last month from hypocritical junkie/criminal Rush Limbaugh's lawyers that would have allowed the vile, pillpopping gasbag to enter drug rehab rather than face criminal charges.

James Martz, the prosecutor heading the investigation into Limbaugh's drug use, said such an intervention program was not appropriate, as the program is typically offered to minor, first-time drug offenders.

Prosecutors say they think they have evidence that Limbaugh committed at least 10 felonies by illegally obtaining overlapping drug prescriptions, according to documents released on Thursday.

If it weren't so gross, it would be fun to speculate if El Pigbo's anal cysts will be able to withstand all the pounding in FPMITA prison.


"Squeeee!"

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