WTF Is It Now?!?

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!
Especially from moist and sticky Rovebot Howard Fineman. Whoreward, fresh from another fantasy "interview" with the life-size blow-up doll of the Empty Flightsuit-in-Chief in his darkened, leather-and-lace boudoir, must be trying to atone for his sin of lusting after the manly cowpoke.

In a rather bizarre session for Newsweek,* he asked Howard Dean "Do you see Jesus Christ as the son of God and believe in him as the route to salvation and eternal life?" and then, "Do you have a favorite Bible passage or book or theologian?"

To his credit, Dean resisted the urge to slug the oily, presumptive little twerp, and answered him in a calm, soothing manner before fleeing to the safety of the mens' room.

Feeling cleansed, "Mr" Fineman then went home to play with his Bush Dress-Up toy, and himself.

*Last week's print edition.