WTF Is It Now?!?

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Never saw him
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Poppy Bush's special little poophead Preznit Privilege was absent for long periods of his final two years of National Guard duty but "met service requirements," according to new records magically found by the White House.

The records may not end the controversy of just wtf the Simian Smackhead was doing while men were getting killed in his place during the Vietnam war.

Democrats said in a statement, "There is still no evidence that George W. Bush showed up for duty as ordered while in Alabama."

"According to the documents, Bush was performing service or unit drills in early 1973, at a time when his commanding officers wrote that they could not evaluate him because 'he has not been observed' at Ellington Air Force base in Houston. No one who served in Bush's Alabama unit at that time has come forward, despite years of publicity on the subject, to confirm the president's assertions about his service. The brigadier general Bush was to report to in Alabama has said he has no recollection of Bush's doing so."