The cube-banshee is exchanging baby-poop stories with another serial breeder over jelly donuts. Now they're discussing their weight gains. At the top of their lungs. It's amazing they can spawn - you would've thought their sperm-donors' testicles would have been shrunken to useless, defeated appendages a long time ago.
Just feed me, slave
SCRANTON, PA – Nine-year old tabby cat, Tiger, sometimes known as Tiger-boy, Ti-Ti or simply Mister T, steadfastly refuses to learn his owner's name. Disgruntled former pet-lover Ted Buntkins is not amused, complaining "He knows his OWN damned name. How hard is it learn MY name? For criminy sakes!" Animal experts confirm Buntkins' suspicions, pointing out that to Tiger, Buntkins is just "that guy." – from the Dilbert Newsletter.
May 14, 2004
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