June 24, 2004

Cool
Deciding to make it more merry,
Some nut rewrote the dictionary.
He thought it was cool
To be a rhyming fool
Though he wished it would get him more cherry.

Thank you. I'll be here all this week. Try the veal.

A group of people are rewriting the Oxford English Dictionary in limerick form.

My favorite so far:

abbot:
This monastery head is a fellow
Never caught in a local bordello.
He often recites,
From the Bible, insights
And not "Who's on First" with Costello.

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