June 24, 2004

Rumors fly of military draft
I voted for Bush and all I got was this lousy uniform

College students across the nation are 'convinced that a draft is secretly in the works. Through mass e-mails and Internet sites, the word is going out that as early as next June, men and women as old as 34 will be subject to random, mandatory military service.'


"Now watch this drive."

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