GOP family values and the sanctity of marriage
Won't somebody think of the children?
Things are getting pretty steamy in the child-custody battle following the divorce of reboob Senate candidate Jack Ryan.
His ex-wife, some big-breasted actress with a penchant for catsuits, is accusing him of dragging her along to "explicit sex clubs with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling," and insisting she have sex with him in public while others watched.
"[A]t least three GOP leaders are fuming over the disclosures," the Sun-Times reports. The rest of them are jerking off.
June 22, 2004
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