WTF Is It Now?!?

Huh - so who's Jebus' faverit preznit then, Ronald Reagan or Bunnypants?
I'm getting a laugh watching rightwingnut columnists gnashing their teeth in rage over the supposed slighting of Saint Ronnie by the SCLM. The circlejerking losers at Noozemax, the NY comPost, the Amercan Expectorator and the Bushmoonie Times are positively incensed today that some commie-lovers are actually daring to write honest pieces about the man. You can almost picture their ears getting red and froth coming out of their pursed, asshole-like mouths as they squirm helplessly at their pcs in the darkness of their parents' basements, wondering why their god was taken from them, and why can't they get laid.

Ah well. I'm sure when it's Clinton's time, the coverage of his life will be more fair and balanced.
I kill me.



IT HAS BEGUN: Rep. Ron Young, R-Paineintheass, introduced a resolution Monday asking Congress to add Ronnie's phiz to Mount Rushmore.

SENATOR/ASSHAT Mitch McConnell, R-KYjelly, working with repulsive, thuglike troll Grover Norquist, is sponsoring legislation to put Reagan on the $10 bill.

FUN FACT: More officials were indicted, convicted, or forced to resign in disgrace in Reagan's than in any other administration.

ALONG WITH the govmint, the markets will be closed Friday, which means my stocks won't be hemorrhaging any money that day at least.