July 27, 2004

Bush bites. The dust.
Meanwhile, continuing to bring dignitude to the office, "former" drunken doper and current dope Pretzaldent Bunnypants fell off his bikey. Again. His $3,100 bikey. He somehow managed to cut his knee after "falling flat on his back."

A rumor that he was out looking for wild turkey with his bestest friend Jack Daniels could not be confirmed.

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