WTF Is It Now?!?

Losers
And what are the g-puke rags' reactions to the convention this morning? Well, they seem pretty damn desperate, for one thing. Not having a leg to stand on to defend what the hell their masters in the WH have been doing for the past four years, they're attacking Jimmy Carter, and Teresa Heinz Kerry for some statements she made almost 30 years ago.  Pathetic.




Whereas I would've added
'Running to the crapper in fear' 

Looks like the gang at the BC Forum had fun last night watching the convention:

Top Ten Things Republicans Are Doing Tonight, by mellowinman:
          
10. Trying to think of witty comebacks to "Send Me"
9.  Drinking large quantities of Vodka, and looking up old lovers
8. Masturbating to old Reagan movies
7. Beating their spouses
6. Googling up old McCarthy speeches
5. Painting their yards red and screaming, "You won't get THIS Electoral vote!"
4. Trying to catch housepets for desperation sacrifices to Satan
3. Babbling incoherently on MSNBC
2. Standing in front of the mirror saying "I'm waaay cooler than Clinton"

and the Number One Thing Republicans Are Doing:

1. Writing their columns for tomorrow's paper

maddog  added:
1. Deciding how to question Jimmy Carter's faith in God.
2. Wondering how they can dub in Big Dog's voice every time Dumbya speaks.
3. Calling the ad in the paper about that AMWAY part-time job they have been putting off checking into
4. Asking themselves: "Can Ted Nugent run, and bring a side-arm?"
5. Asking themselves: "How do we bash the Democrats, without sounding negative? Oh wait, our followers need real simple sentences and shit."

I couldn't be there because the computer froze up on me again.  I got home and opened up email, and just got the top and bottom borders, with my desktop in the middle where the content of the post should've been.

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Bah.