WTF Is It Now?!?

Vote for me, fuckheads, or you're all gonna DIE!
Cheney, still linking Saddam with 9/11, threatens supporters with a coming Apocalypse if he is not elected. Even some hand-picked, loyalty-oath-signing mouthbreathers were not impressed.

For Dick Cheney's weeklong campaign swing, little was left to chance. Or so it seemed.

Campaign advance workers for each of the rallies and town hall or round-table discussions chose every participant, combing lists of Republican activists and donors.

But these advance workers could not control what Mr. Cheney said or predict that his dark message would be out of sync with what many in his ardently supportive audience wanted to hear: his stand on domestic social issues.

Being fuckheads, though, they still plan on voting reboob. Jebus...


"Suckers."