We were talking about writing a rock musical based on the life of Jack the Ripper...
Kevin at The American Street writes about the chances of an approaching blogdeath:
And what will become of the 5,936,237,541 political blogs AFTER the election?
If Bush wins, I figure it’s three years in Gitmo for half of us, for ‘re-education’ and make-pretend-non-torture.
If Kerry wins, it’ll just be drunken orgies, mandatory abortions, and lesbians marrying Middle America’s cornfed daughters, then we’ll surrender the country to Osama al-Hussein in return for his record opium crops. But that’ll get old by Thanksgiving.
I’m thinking of switching to Reality Blogging. We’ll rename this The American Gutter, full of off-key songs, empty wine bottles, backstabbing of our fellow blogaholics competing with us, and lots of dried puke.
So…. what are the rest of you planning on?
If Bush wins, I figure it’s three years in Gitmo for half of us, for ‘re-education’ and make-pretend-non-torture.
If Kerry wins, it’ll just be drunken orgies, mandatory abortions, and lesbians marrying Middle America’s cornfed daughters, then we’ll surrender the country to Osama al-Hussein in return for his record opium crops. But that’ll get old by Thanksgiving.
I’m thinking of switching to Reality Blogging. We’ll rename this The American Gutter, full of off-key songs, empty wine bottles, backstabbing of our fellow blogaholics competing with us, and lots of dried puke.
So…. what are the rest of you planning on?
Heh. As far as this blog is concerned, if America is insane enough to elect
If Kerry's elected, there'll still be the g-pukes, whore media, and fretards to keep an eye on. Plus the Wolf Blitzer Whore Alert, great smackdown moments on Crossfire, the Sean insHannity head explosion, Bill O'Reilly vibrator jokes...
Gloating.
I also used to post a lot of archeological and weird news here, so I may go back to that. I'm not too worried. There's always something.
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